i thought you'd like this

tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

teenifies:

spermbanker:

are u sad? feeling down? look at your hands. think about all the dogs they’ve petted. feel happy. so much happy.

 

School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
Student: I got bullied.
School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

sorry:

 I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.