are u sad? feeling down? look at your hands. think about all the dogs they’ve petted. feel happy. so much happy.
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif
I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.