Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
Via @1000lifehacks: Glow sticks + ceiling fan = nighttime bedroom light show. #parenthacks
The two biggest fuckin liars on television.
2013 kim possible: call me, beep me, text me, facebook me, tweet me, kik me, ask me, if you wanna reach me
In honor of the two conflicting holidays